Blödeödianer

Malarkeyites.

Inhabitants of the tiny planet BlödeÖde 04, actually just a toll booth on the Milky Way according to the seafaring and spacefaring Cap’n Bluebear.

(BLID ah id YON ah.)

Riesenzinkenlangzahnelefantose, Blödzillus seidoofus giganticus (Erreger der ansteckenden Blödheit)

Giantlongtoothelefantosis, Nonsensicus ridiculosum giganticus (a microbe that spreads contagious malarkey).

Cap’n Bluebear told his grandchildren bears the Nonsensicus germ is so full of malarkey it hurts. Which is good, because otherwise more people would catch it. Best possible cure: doing homework.

(R-r-ree zen tsink en long tsahn ella fawn TOE zah,   blid ZILL ooss   zeye D’OH! fooss   ghee GONE teak ooss,   err AE gare   dare   on SHTECK en den   BLID height.)

Hildegunst von Mythenmetz

Poet who is supposedly the author of Walter Moers’ City of Dreaming Books, which Moers said he merely translated from the first two chapters of her 25-volume opus, Travel Memories of a Sentimental Dinosaur.

(HEAL deh GOON st   fon   MOO ten METS.)

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