Riesenzinkenlangzahnelefantose, Blödzillus seidoofus giganticus (Erreger der ansteckenden Blödheit)

Giantlongtoothelefantosis, Nonsensicus ridiculosum giganticus (a microbe that spreads contagious malarkey).

Cap’n Bluebear told his grandchildren bears the Nonsensicus germ is so full of malarkey it hurts. Which is good, because otherwise more people would catch it. Best possible cure: doing homework.

(R-r-ree zen tsink en long tsahn ella fawn TOE zah,   blid ZILL ooss   zeye D’OH! fooss   ghee GONE teak ooss,   err AE gare   dare   on SHTECK en den   BLID height.)

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